WithGTA IVon the way to stores Apr 29, it’s about time we started getting some legitimate lookingleaked information. To see what’s out there, we used our high-powered video game industry connections to locate a list of Achievements (Google searching may have been involved). After reading them, we thought “eh, why not?”

Although, grammatical oddballs, like “Successfully date a girl to be invited into her house” leave us a bit skeptical, and the overall list, frankly, seems a bit ho-hum. We quickly declared that if this list is good enough for us, it’s good enough for our readers! So take a look at the officially unofficial list of what could maybe beGrand Theft Auto IV’s Achievements, and thendiscuss amongst yourselves.

Off the Boat (5 points) – Complete the first mission. One Hundred and Eighty (10 points) – In a darts game score 180 with three darts. Pool Shark (10 points) – Defeat a friend at pool. King of QUB3D (15 points) – Beat the high score in QUB3D. Finish Him (15 points) – Complete ten melee counters in four minutes. Genetically Superior (25 points) – Come first in twenty single player street races. Wheelie Rider (30 points) – Do a wheelie lasting at least 500 feet on a motorbike. Gobble Gobble (10 points) – Score three strikes in a row (a turkey), in ten-pin bowling. Driving Mr. Bellic (10 points) – Unlock the special ability of taxi. Rolled Over (30 points) – Do five car rolls in a row from one crash. Walk Free (50 points) – Lose a four star wanted rating by outrunning the cops. Courier Service (10 points) – Complete all ten package delivery jobs. Retail Therapy (10 points) – Unlock the special ability of buying guns from a friend. Chain Reaction (20 points) – You must blow up ten vehicles in ten seconds. One Man Army (40 points) – Survive five minutes on a six star wanted level. Lowest Point (5 points) – Complete mission “Roman’s Sorrow”. Over Fulfilled (10 points) – Complete all ten Exotic Export orders. Manhunt (15 points) – Complete the most wanted side missions from the police computer. Cleaned the Mean Streets (20 points) – Capture twenty criminals through the police computer. Fed The Fish (5 points) – Complete the mission “Uncle Vlad”. It’ll Cost Ya (5 points) – Complete a taxi ride without skipping from one island to another. Sightseer (5 points) – Fly on all helicopter tours of Liberty City. Warm Coffee (5 points) – Successfully date a girl to be invited into her house. That’s How We Roll! (10 points) – Unlock the special ability of a helicopter. Half Million (55 points) – Reach a balance of $500,000. Impossible Trinity (10 points) – Complete mission “Museum Piece”. Full Exploration (20 points) – Unlock all the islands.

You Got The Message (20 points) – Deliver all thirty cars ordered through text message. Dare Devil (30 points) – Complete 100% of the unique stunt jumps. Assassin’s Greed (20 points) – Complete all nine assassin missions. Endangered Species (50 points) – Collect every hidden package in the game. Under the Radar (40 points) – Fly underneath the main bridges in the game that cross water with a helicopter. Dial B For Bomb (10 points) – Unlock the special ability of phoning for a bomb to be placed. Gracefully Taken (10 points) – Complete mission “I’ll Take Her”. Liberty City (5) (20 points) – After meeting all possible friends, the ones left alive all like you above 90%. No More Strangers (5 points) – Meet all random characters. That Special Someone (10 points) – Complete mission “That Special Someone”. You Won! (60 points) – Complete the final mission. Liberty City Minute (30 points) – Complete the story missions in less than thirty hours. Key To The City (100 points) – Achieve 100% in “Game progress” statistic. Teamplayer (10 points) – Kill 5 players who are not in your team, in any ranked multiplayer team game. Cut Your Teeth (5 points) – Earn a personal rank promotion in multiplayer. Join The Midnight Club (10 points) – Win a ranked multiplayer race without damaging your vehicle too much and with damaged enabled. Fly The Co-op (15 points) – Beat our time in ranked versions of “Deal Breaker”, “Hangman’s Noose” and “Bomb da Base II”. Take It For The Team (10 points) – Be on the winning team in all ranked multiplayer team games. Top Of The Food Chain (10 points) – Kill twenty players with a pistol in a ranked multiplayer deathmatch. Top The Midnight Club (20 points) – Come first in twenty different ranked standard multiplayer races. Wanted (20 points) – Achieve the highest personal rank in multiplayer. Auf Wiedersehen Petrovic (30 points) – Win all ranked multiplayer variations, all races and “Cops ‘n Crooks”, as both sides. Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie (10 points) – Kill a Rockstar developer in a ranked multiplayer match.

Apr 18, 2008